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Sic Transit Gloria… Glory Fades || Brand New
Die young and save yourself
Well Jesus Christ, I’m not scared to die,
I’m a little bit scared of what comes after.
Do I get the gold chariot?
Do I float through the ceiling?
Do I divide and fall apart?
Cuz my bright is too sly to hold back all my dark.
And the ship went down in sight of land.
And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my hands?
(Source: no-bounce-no-play)
Damn its an new year and all I got out of the previous year was death and a cat.
“Oreo you are getting on my nerves, I just FED you an hour ago. You’re going to get so fat.”
Meow
“I would like to eat to you know. You little asshole.”
Meow
“Fine. Here.” I place the bowl on the floor and Oreo eats. I grab my jacket and set off to find a nice meal. Blood. Yummy blood. I lurk in the alleys of Nampa, Idaho. I stalk my prey as a drunk man walks into the alley and makes an ass of himself. He stumbles and falls. I swoop in and grab the man by his arm.
“Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy bbbbbbbabbyyyy” he slurs.
“Shh.” I walk the man farther down the alley and I push him against the wall.
“Oooooooh I’m gonn-gonna- get - me sooooooome.”
I sink my teeth into his neck and I drink until thier is no life left. I light a match and burn the body where I stand, didn’t care. I disappear from the scene and wipe the blood from my mouth and carry on with my life.
Diner was great. A little tangy though.
Oreo purrs and rubs his head on my face
“Go away Oreo. I’m asleep.”
“Meow.”
“Later.”
“Meow.”
“Okay okay I am awake. Silly cat.”
“Meow”
“I might cut you in three pieces.”
Pur, rub, meow.
“But you’re so damn cute. I won’t.”
Rumor Mill - We are the In Crowd
(via phoenixhaim)
(Source: theoriginalprankster)
